Just in Time for Halloween: Children of the Corn at Your Church!

Something horrifying is happening in local churches.  Pastors are taking the pulpit and doing their best “Isaac” impressions from the movie “Children of the Corn”.

Am I exaggerating?  Let’s take a look.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsWH1Ngtfx0

What made Isaac so creepy? (Apart from the whole spooky demeanor and, well, killing people?)

For one, what he was saying was just close enough to being a “preacher” to fool his followers and make it creepy for the moviegoer.

Secondly, he was given direct revelation (and marching orders) from a god. His orders were not the orders we are given in scripture.

Thirdly, He was above being questioned in this role. (After all, who would argue with “He who walks behind the rows?”)

And yet this very horror story is playing out in some of the largest, highest-profile churches in our country.

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How?  A charismatic leader stands before a group of people and charges his followers with the mission he was given, through direct revelation.  These followers now believe that what they have been saddled with is their responsibility.. not only to the leader, but to god himself.  The problem?  The problem is that even with the lingo and trappings of a church, if this mission they are being charged with is not the BIBLICAL mission, it’s a false message.  And what would you make of a “christian” leader who replaces the biblical mission with  their own “direct revelation”from god?

How do you know if you’re on mission?

Well, the bible is pretty clear about what your PASTOR should be doing as well as what YOU are called to do.

Your Pastor’s marching orders?

I charge you in the presence of God and of Christ Jesus, who is to judge the living and the dead, and by his appearing and his kingdom: preach the word; be ready in season and out of season; reprove, rebuke, and exhort, with complete patience and teaching. For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions, and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander off into myths.”

(2 Timothy 3:14–4:4) – ESV

If your “Pastor” is doing something else, he’s off mission! And who is to blame for the off-mission pastor? Well, he is certainly to blame for being off-mission and not preaching the gospel of repentance and faith for the forgiveness of sins.. but who is to blame for him being a pastor?  His congregation!  Isn’t that a bit harsh?  Nope.. look at that verse again:

For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions, and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander off into myths.”

People get the Pastor they want.  Those who will not endure sound teaching will accumulate to themselves teachers to suit their own passions (“relevant” “life purpose” to “impact the world”) and will turn away from the simple foolishness of the gospel of repentance and faith in Christ for the forgiveness of sins, into myth/pop-psychology and off-mision vision casting nonsense.  Take a cold, hard look at your heart for a minute; Do you feel great hearing your pastor’s “pep talk” sermons and then have little interest in reading the actual Bible?  Be careful, you might just enjoy having your ears tickled.

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These “Pastors” aren’t only failing their calling to “feed the sheep”, but failing their mission as christians..

[18] And Jesus came and said to them, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. [19] Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, [20] teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.”

(Matthew 28:18-20 ESV)

So, how do you know if your “Pastor” is an Isaac?

1. He “preaches” without an open Bible.  I’m not talking about him throwing a single verse or two on the screen and then talking about himself, politics, or pop-psychology for 30 minutes; I’m talking about opening the bible, teaching the entire text in context and then explaining what it means.

2. He has “direct revelation” from God about what WE are supposed to do.  Whether God still speaks to people is not the point. The point is that if your Pastor has a vision for Christ’s church that involves something other than preaching the gospel of repentance and faith?  I can assure you, with the full backing of God’s inspired word, that his “vision” isn’t from God.

3. He talks more about himself than about Jesus.  Listen closely as he preaches. Sure it’s entertaining, but at the end of the sermon, do you know more about your pastor and his ministry than you do about Jesus?

Who is the hero in these stories, him or Jesus?  Is he like Isaac in Children of the Corn, wrapping his own goals and mission in church-garb and christianese-lingo?

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4. He’s above question.  “Question me not, Malachi!”  Is your church built around the pastor’s vision? Is anyone who questions it seen as questioning God?  First of all, it’s Christ’s church and He’s laid out the mission pretty clearly: Preach the gospel. Feed the sheep the full counsel of God’s word.  Administer the sacrements.  If your pastor’s vision is something different? Well, you’d better obey him in his church, because it’s clearly not Christ’s church.  You can wrap it up in whatever lingo, music, and style you want… “it ain’t a church”.

5.  He tells you God has given him a vision for you to “Do church a new way!” Ugh. Let me guess, it involves building a gigantic, multi-site campus and doing “relationship evangelism” and “serving your community” with “cell groups”.  How original. I’m guessing you’ll get to that whole “gospel thing” later.. after you fulfill your Pastor’s mission, huh? (Actually you might give Jesus a guest appearance as you have an altar call following your pop-psychology “self-help” sermon and ask them to “make a decision to become a Christ follower”.. of course, no mention of sin, wrath, or atonement, so I’m not sure WHY they would need Jesus, other than his being some kind of power source to plug into to get all the happy family, good kids, successful business stuff you promised them in your “sermon”. Sorry. Ranting here.)

So don’t be afraid of ghosts and goblins this Halloween. Don’t be afraid of things that go bump in the night…

[28] And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather fear him who can destroy both soul and body in hell.

(Matthew 10:28 ESV)

To paraphrase a fried of mine who has gone to be with the Lord:

Ghosts and goblins aren’t real. They can’t hurt you.  False teachers tickling your ears?  That’s real. They can kill the soul.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Marc

Note: Chris Rosebrough from “Fighting for the Faith” has done some TREMENDOUS work in this area.  If you aren’t already listening to his podcast and reading him, you’re missing out on a phenomenal resource.  Resources on todays subject can be found here:

http://www.letterofmarque.us/2012/07/is-vision-casting-biblical.html